We have listed here the men (because we’re all straight females) we would definitely **** if we were groupies or sluts. If you have any suggestions; feel free to comment.Tumblr (3.0; @ifiwereagroupie)http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krybyrEWqW1qzplh4o1_400.jpg"/><br/> Hey Gorgeous.<br/><br/> <img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krybyrEWqW1qzplh4o2_400.jpg"/><br/> How You Doin'!<br/><br/> http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/220668878http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/220668878Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:16:03 -0400Matt PokoraMatthieu Pokora<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pqscceym8dnScR6Ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i><b>Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal!</b></i></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/156788691http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/156788691Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:15:28 -0400Karim Ziani<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pn59ilv1TpgAyxKdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Another one…</p> <p>I want you<strike> inside me</strike>. That’s the porno me talking. ROFL.</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/104081146http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/104081146Wed, 06 May 2009 03:38:00 -0400William levy Bellos<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pn59gyfkA5IsK3tUo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><i>How you doin’</i></b></p> <p><b>I love you.</b></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/104080901http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/104080901Wed, 06 May 2009 03:37:12 -0400William Levy bellos<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pm5l5xh45GploFlTo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Because <b>you’re hot </b>and your <i>eyes are <b>sex</b></i>.</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/95111143http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/95111143Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:24:50 -0400michael ealy<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pln23tzqQ4hzC1U4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul> <li>Oh <b>Derek Hough <3</b> </li> <li>I <i>used</i> to watch Dancing with the Stars for the celebs..</li> <li>now i just watch it to stare at you</li> <li>Could you be my dance partner?</li> <li>We can Tango our way to the bed</li> <li>AND you’re in a band!</li> <li>That’s it, clothes off. Let’s go</li> </ul></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/90872766http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/90872766Sun, 29 Mar 2009 05:11:00 -0400derek hough<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pkwrkippX6ePWKfVo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve been wanting to post Jonathan Rhys-Meyers for a while. This man is <i><b>gorgeous </b></i>and <b>amazing</b> and his accent is <i>beautiful</i>.</p> <p>P.S. They steal ideas… I steal photos.</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/85350227http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/85350227Tue, 10 Mar 2009 19:34:31 -0400<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/UCRKZqk87kr6r1drlpG5LCIbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://www.scenejunkie.info/">scenejunkie</a>) </p> <ul> <li>Hello Cam, you’re fucking hot!</li> <li>Like, you’re seriously. ridiculously hot.</li> <li>That tattoo right there, Jesus H.</li> </ul>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/84256954http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/84256954Fri, 06 Mar 2009 22:10:03 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pjfsnzptU718a8dho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/74857816http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/74857816Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:53:00 -0500<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pjfslo77rGnUHVTHo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>- You’re <i>purrrdy</i>.<br/> - You have Edward Cullen’s hair.<br/> - …but you don’t have chest hair popping out of your collar.<br/> - I don’t know who are you are.<br/> - I don’t know what you do.<br/> - I’d do you.</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/74857506http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/74857506Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:51:37 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pjfs575aSQ14Jmd0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Former Calvin Klein <strike>sex god</strike> underwear model <i>turned</i> actor (“The Beast”). <br/> I purposely watched this show because I thought he was sexy in the commercials.</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/74855128http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/74855128Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:38:48 -0500Travis Fimmel<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/lc0IxIsCxj4wqxjbW94TgViTo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laurennicole.tumblr.com/post/72945770/same-for-holloway">laurennicole</a>:</p> <blockquote>same for holloway</blockquote> <p> </p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/72990416http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/72990416Sun, 25 Jan 2009 07:59:00 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pitmvmotvEQIdDsgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul> <li>I don’t even knwo why…</li> <li><b>You’re just beautiful.</b></li> <li>Your eyes are the best!</li> </ul></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/71099986http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/71099986Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:40:28 -0500Hayden Christensen<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/UCRKZqk87ii2pfo1HWd4owS0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul> <li><b>Dude, you’re mad sexy.</b></li> <li><b>Like, you’re ridiculously hot.</b></li> <li><b>I’ve seen you in person, it’s 100% true.</b></li> <li><b>You really are a stud-muffin.</b></li> <li><i>“We are the boys in motion…</i></li> <li> <i>…we give you our devotion!”</i> <ul> <li>Sorry had to do it.</li> </ul> </li> <li>I would’ve still been Team Jacob if you replaced Taylor <ul> <li>(I’m glad you didn’t though)</li> </ul> </li> </ul></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/71098544http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/71098544Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:28:00 -0500Michael Copon<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/lc0IxIsCxhrnd9d3ZHIrKRV7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laurennicole.tumblr.com/post/66095039/common-now-is-it-rly-possible-to-be-this-good">laurennicole</a>:</p> <blockquote>common now, is it rly possible to be this good looking?</blockquote> <p><b>YES!</b></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/66113853http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/66113853Sun, 21 Dec 2008 17:29:02 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7phpmyht3Oi8uzNGEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul> <li>you’re sexy as fuck</li> <li>and you’re GREEK!</li> <li>that right there says enough</li> <li>i want to have your greek mindfreak babies</li> <li>please</li> <li>thanks</li> <li>i like holly..</li> <li>she can join in too</li> <li><i>are you ready?</i></li> </ul></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/65889618http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/65889618Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:51:55 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/CZ7comzsohh8iwchTloKkJGTo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://cudge.tumblr.com/">cudge</a>) </p> <ul> <li><b>I don’t want to <i>kill</i> you! What would I do <i>without</i> you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No…no, no. No, you…<i>complete</i> me.</b></li> </ul>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/64835992http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/64835992Sun, 14 Dec 2008 14:43:40 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pf9ygjh6WFgKCU0to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p> Jason Momoa</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/55359313http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/55359313Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:10:00 -0400Jason Momoa<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pf9yfxbb6IsppAzso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul> <li><b>You’re gorgeous.</b></li> <li>Your eyes are impossible.</li> <li>Your skin is like butterscotch.</li> <li>Your lips remind me of summer.</li> <li>Your hair is wild and looks very strong…</li> <li>I’d like to grab it… hard.</li> <li>You’re sexy.</li> </ul></p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/55359273http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/55359273Sun, 19 Oct 2008 21:09:00 -0400Jason Momoa<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/bEE8qGA7pf33ev86YciOXzi8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Gaspard Ulliel</p>http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/54626753http://ifiwereagroupie.tumblr.com/post/54626753Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:54:00 -0400Gaspard Ulliel